allthatandasideoftom:

smittentomkitten:

allthatandasideoftom:

smittentomkitten:

allthatandasideoftom:

smittentomkitten:

antyc67:

larouau12 tarrysmith sarabeth72 ophelia-tagloff so-easy-to-love-me biddybooks jossisgod clojury mypreciousmind1 annamariaesergren d-m-jonas hiddlesmaug etc.

Yank. The. Curls.

EW.  Fuck off, curls.

I’m going to bed now.  A woman can only take so much.

Is floofy tom joining you too smittentomkitten?
allthatandasideoftom I would actually fear for floofy tom if he were in my bed right now.
Would you ride him till all that was left was a floofy mess on your pillow smittentomkitten?
allthatandasideoftom *cries* and then some. meals would be made out of specific parts.
smittentomkitten…..I’d be leaving a Lil worn out nub….

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allthatandasideoftom:

clojury:

allthatandasideoftom:

clojury:

allthatandasideoftom:

clojury:

Hmmm…I just don’t quite know where to look first…

CROTCH clojury

I know…but it was all so white…and shiny…and smiley…and floofy…and it nearly poked my eye out…

I would give my left tit to be smacked in the face with that pant sausage clojury

Hmmm…I wouldn’t…I’d be off balance then and always falling to the right…

Falling right in his crotch?

this-book-has-been-loved:

kissmymahogany:

koopat911:

Notice only 20 shades of gray

It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors

In response to that last comment^^

Yes. It comes from the Hunter-Gatherer days.

Women were the gatherers. They had to be able to discern between the different shades of colors to know which plants were poisonous and which were not.

Men were out hunting, so they didn’t have to worry about that.

Which is why women see “Blood orange” and “crimson” and “scarlet” etc while guys just see “red”.

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